Professor Tom's Smart A Generator

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PROFESSOR TOM'S SMART A GENERATOR

Ever been in a party of folks you wanted to impress, but just couldn't find the right words?

WELL! OLD TOM HAS JUST THE DEVICE YOU NEED.

This little SMART A GENERATOR is capable of generating 35,200,000 different sayings. Please, do not e-mail the professor for the meaning of any of the sayings generated here. I just make 'em. I DON'T 'SPLAIN 'EM.